I am wildly excited.
I have found a web site through which one can buy titles of nobility.
For less than the price of a cup of coffee a day for a year, I am going to become a viscount.
It’s unclear to me whether this title is hereditary, but since the odds against my having any children are quite high, I’m not going to worry about it.
Once I have my title, I will force all my friends and sexual partners to address me as “My Lord.”
Oh, wait, I already do.
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