My contractor has ripped my kitchen out. Now, where there used to be a kitchen, there is an empty, gaping void.
I’m worried that my soul is next.
I’m also worried that I’ll have to give up forever my fantasy of being ravished on the kitchen counter by the UPS guy. Because when I have a kitchen counter again, it will be marble, which seems like a terrible surface on which to be ravished.
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