Today someone found my blog by doing a google search for “my first orgy.”
Is this some kind of Fisher Price toy for really precocious homosexual children?
I can just see the commercials now:
DAD (returning from work): “Hey, hon, where’s Christopher?”
MOM (wiping hands on apron): “Oh, he just can’t get enough of that My First Orgy!”
CHRISTOPHER (from behind closed door): “Let me see if I can get them both in at the same time! Mphblphmphblphmph.”
DAD: “Do you think he’ll ever let me play with it?”
(MOM rolls her eyes and smiles at DAD, who grins sheepishly back.)
CHRISTOPHER: “I promise it won’t hurt.”
(MOM and DAD burst into peals of laughter. MUSIC. FADE OUT.)
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