January 10, 2003

Okay, next time I agree to go on a date with a Republican, will somebody please SHOOT ME?

I would have done it myself this evening, only I didn’t have a gun. As it was, I was within seconds of stabbing myself in the jugular with my fork or attempting to choke on my chicken biryani just to put myself out of my misery.

And, for the record, the correct pronunciation is ELL-ee vee-ZELL, though wee-ZELL is also acceptable.