Prepare yourselves to hear a momentous piece of news about what happened to me last night.
Are you sitting down?
Good.
Because last night I got Liza Minnelli’s autograph.
It says, “To Faustus, Love, Liza Minnelli,” and has a heart at the bottom.
I can die now, especially as she was clearly high on something.
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