by Faustus
1. Omar Sharif doesn’t look as good from the back.
2. The paucity of gay clubs in Egypt (I guess the whole “being gay is punishable by time in prison with hard labor oh and by the way you can’t appeal the sentence” thing gets in the way) leads boys who would ordinarily become go-go dancers to do this instead.
3. The camera really does add ten pounds.
(No fucking way am I posting a link.)
4. No matter where you go on earth, you will never escape the Titanic song.
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