May 25, 2010

by Joel Derfner

E.S. and I had a fight the other night, during which the following dialogue occurred.

E.S.: You’re such an asshole.
FAUSTUS: You’re the asshole.
E.S.: You’re the fucking asshole.
FAUSTUS: You’re the fucking asshole, asshole.
E.S.: ….
FAUSTUS: ….
E.S.: You’re such an asshole.